Lemons

Helen Jackson
While I have been procrastinating writing about lemons, my trees have fruited and finished –  we seemed to have baskets of lemons for weeks and now have none and I am back to buying them.  I am hoping that the rest of NZ are still growing.
I am nurturing my young  Yen Ben tree and waiting for it to produce fruit and keep me happy as ridiculously all of my 10 or so lemon trees are Meyer and the fruit just isn’t what I want.  Meyer are not a true lemon – they are thought to be a cross between a lemon and a mandarin or orange and while they are juicy and floral they lack the serious acidity of other lemons and therefore can be bland in recipes.  While sense tells me I should haul out a couple of the Meyer and replant with Yen Ben, I actually find it really hard to take the life of something that is healthy and growing strong just because it doesn’t suit my needs.
Yen Ben originates from the popular Lisbon lemon, it has few seeds and is juicy with a thin skin.  It is also hardy.

For cooking and baking eg  lemon strawberry tarts, lemon curd , sticky lemon slicecrunchy lemon muffins, easy lemon yoghurt cake,  lemon pistachio shortbread, delicious citrus tart, smooth lemon risotto, easy lemon chicken with sage or any of our other lemon recipes
I would recommend you use something like Yen Ben or Lisbon – however Virgil also is keen on Ponderosa – see below.

 Lemon Tips and Trivia

To enhance the juiciness of lemons simply roll with the palm of your hand on the kitchen bench or microwave until just warm.

 While your dentist may not like it, a glass of warm water with a good squeeze of lemon is a refreshing way to start the day.

Lemon juice is great for tenderising, enhancing flavour and also preserving colour in other fruit and vegetables.

Lemons are a great source of vitamin C

The rind has the perfume of the lemon whereas the juice carries the flavour and acidity.

A lemon zester is the best way to remove lemon rind

If you are only using the lemon for juice then use a zester and remove the skin and freeze it in small bags or containers for a later use.

Lemon trees will tolerate light frosts for a short period of time but generally prefer to be warmer.

Lemon trees are huge feeders see here for details on feeding and care.

For the long term health of a lemon tree, sacrifice the first season’s fruit.

If making a lemon and honey drink then use warm water as opposed to boiling water in order to maintain as much of the health giving properties from the lemon and also the honey.

Preserved Lemons are a good way to use up excess lemons – but only if you think you will use them and like Moroccan style dishes.

 

 

 Lemons  (taken from a past blog from Virgil)
Should be the top of any cooks must-have list. If you don’t use this fruit regularly, wake up. Lemons are undemanding trees, they like warmth, sun and a bit of food. For that true lemon flavour you need to squeeze past that big display of Meyers [a cold-hardy hybrid between a lemon and an orange much pushed by garden centres] at your local nursery and search out a true lemon such as Yen Ben or Villa Franca. For something a little more adventurous try a Ponderosa. These monsters can reach a kilo or more per fruit and have thick, fragrant peel, perfect for Glace. Like all citrus, lemons are available on gangly, grow-em big Trifoliata root stock, or the spiky, dwarfing Flying Dragon. One or the other will suit your situation. Barely a day goes by where I don’t use lemons for something: Salad dressing, marinades, serving with fried food, in curries, in cocktails. Simply indispensable.

Any lemon tips from you?

A dip In the mouth is worth an inch on the toosh!

 Irene Field

It would be a very unusual person that didn’t love dips. There is nothing so versatile as a dip. Or in Kiwi speak ‘Dup and Chups’, or Dup and Crackers of course.  New Zealand has embraced international cuisine.  Whereas at one time our dips involved a tin of reduced cream, a packet mix of dehydrated soup, and a tablespoon of vinegar or lemon juice, we are now happy to experiment with even more varieties. Not that there is anything wrong with the reduced cream dip. It is still a firm favourite in this household, even amongst the younger generation. However, as with all food groups we have a yearning to try something different.

 The opportunities available are endless.  For a quick dip, I always keep a tin of reduced cream in the fridge. Therefore if the unexpected happens, I can rustle up a quick retro dip. However if I have time to be prepared I can then be more experimental.

 Just as there is always a tin of reduced cream in the fridge, likewise I always keep tubs of sour cream. The sour cream provides endless opportunities for dips.  Do you have a jar of piccalilli or wish to use up some chutney? Stir it into the sour cream to taste. 

 Or you can substitute softened cream cheese for the cream. A small tin of fish, whether it be tuna, salmon or even sardines mashed up.  Your favourite chili sauce to add a bite, and you have another dip option.

 Roast garlic, and add to any of the above either on its own.

 Eggplants coming out of your ears? Not literally of course, but if there is a surplus. Grill or roast the eggplant, peel and drain the liquid, then finely chop. Place into a bowl. Make your own home made mayonnaise with beaten egg yolk with oil slowly drizzled in, and stir into the eggplant. Or cheat If you must and use commercial mayonnaise, or once again sour cream.

 Feta cheese – soften it and beat and add finely chopped spinach, cracked black pepper and sour cream. Ensure the spinach is finely chopped, as you don’t want to be caught giving a big huge grin at a party and having a wad of spinach on display. Not a good look believe me!

 Oh and if you have the dips and no chips and crackers in the house, or leftover dips. The above dips make wonderful bases for pizza’s, or as a topping for baked potatoes.

 Yes the opportunities for dips are endless. Truly a versatile little number.  I am sure there are numerous more I have not even touched on. Avocados spring to mind.

What little favourites do you enjoy in your repertoire?

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Don’t give me jam!

Virgil Evetts.

It’s a known fact- by which I mean Jerry Seinfeld once said it- that if a person says the name of whatever gift you’ve presented them with, it means they don’t like it. For example “a shaving brushe!!”   Now obviously nobody has ever been pleased to get a shaving brush, it’s a bad gift. The recipient is just doing their best to conceal their hurt and disappointment. If they really liked it they’d just say something ‘thank you!’ and give you a hug.

But a shaving brush is nowhere near as doer a gift as homemade jam. Jam is the worst gift you can ever give a person, and I guarantee whoever you give it to will tear open the wrapping and immediately exclaim “ooooh jam!”,  meaning: “JAM? Seriously, you’re giving me jam? When did you start hating me?”

It’s often said that it’s ‘the thought that counts’ with gift-giving and I totally agree. This makes a gift of jam even more offensive. What exactly WAS the thought, ‘I hope you get type 2 diabetes?’

Thing is, even the very best homemade jam is only ever nice. It’s never exciting; sexy or nuanced. Nobody ever woke up in the middle of the night and sneaked downstairs for a naughty little smear. So to speak.

Like all preserves, jam is purely functional stuff. It’s like shoe polish. We need it, sort of, but we don’t think about it much, and it certainly doesn’t engender excitement.

And let’s be honest , a gift of homemade preserves is never given without a measure of smugness. It positively reeks of “look what I made with MY hands, from MY land”.  Oh don’t worry, I do this too but I actually say it out loud. So much easier when one is direct.

Apart from damson jam, which I like as much as one can ever like a fruit jam, and chestnut jam which is a thing of rare beauty, I don’t bother making the stuff anymore. Even the smallest batch takes about 7 years to get through, and  there are plenty of very decent ready-made alternatives. I’d rather turn 20 kgs of windfall plums into something alcoholic.

Besides, jamming is a thuggish thing to do with good fruit and a last resort for everything else. Take cranberries for example- fresh cranberries, even at the peak of ripeness are revolting things- sour, bitter and mealy. They are only rendered edible when boiled into submission with vast quantities of sugar. But what about all that delicious cranberry juice, you say?  You mean light sugar syrup flavoured with a few drops of cranberry concentrate and acidity regulators? Lovely stuff, but juice it aint. You’d remember if you’d ever had a glass of pure cranberry juice, because your face would still be gently un-puckering.

But not only will the ‘beneficiaries’ of your jamming efforts mutter darkly behind your back and never actually eat the stuff,  they’ll be  further annoyed when they get around to chucking it out. Jam takes forever to wash away and little pulpy bits of former fruit get stuck into every crevice of your sink and drainer. Neither worms nor chickens will touch the stuff either.

So, to recap – Jam is a terrible, hateful gift. It’s boastful, boring, and unimaginative and may induce a diabetic coma. It also gives the recipient a horrible clean up job and a dose of guilt about being such an ingrate. That’s not to say you shouldn’t keep some on hand. It’s useful enough on occasion, even quite nice when the mood takes you. However, it’s no more appropriate a gift than a tube of Vaseline.

Then again, what do I know? Last Christmas I gave everyone I know honey and eggs. This year it’s mead all around.  Never said I wasn’t a hypocrite.